This is not your uncle’s MRI machine. CarePoint Health has recently adopted groundbreaking portable magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) technology at Christ Hospital in Jersey City that makes the tests accessible to nearly any patient — in their own hospital bed. CarePoint, which also operates Hoboken University Medical Center and Bayonne Medical Center, is the first hospital system in Hudson County to use this new technology. Called “Swoop,” the world’s first point-of-care MR imaging system wheels directly to a patient, plugs into a standard electrical wall outlet and is controlled through a wir…