By Kayla Kibbe Back in my day, before teen magazines got their Trump-era glo up and started inspiring girls to become confident, politically conscious young women, they were mostly a place for (often kind of deranged) beauty tips and advice on how to get your crush to your notice you. One such bit of wisdom that continues to live rent-free in my brain insisted that boys couldn’t resist the smell of vanilla. If you wanted to get a boyfriend, just douse yourself in some horrible vanilla body spray from Bath and Body Works and wait for the fellas to start lining up, ladies. And if your mom wasn’t…