Mariners to Astros: “Uh, mind if we sneak a peek at your Mike Trout cheat sheet?” In a five-game series against Seattle last month, the Angels star hit five homers — four of them game-winners. Two weeks later, in a three-game set in Houston, Trout went 0 for 11 with nine strikeouts. Headlines— At TheOnion.com: “World Bowling Championship postponed after lanes already reserved for 11th birthday party.” Modern biathlonJoey Chestnut managed to put a protester in a headlock and took it all in stride while snarfing down 63 hot dogs. Let’s see a pro rassler try that. Caught stealing?Jon Berti of the…