This soccer player flopped — for good reason. Leandro Fernandez, a forward for Independiente in Argentina’s Primera Division, was struck in the face by a fish thrown by a fan of rival Racing Club. Dazed, Fernandez was stretchered off but eventually resumed playing. Headlines— At TheOnion.com: “Rob Manfred extends olive branch to minor-leaguers by letting them run bases at MLB stadium after game.” — At Fark.com: “Jim Thorpe awarded Olympic gold medal. This is a repeat from 1912.” Your move, MagnusMagnus Carlsen, Norway’s five-time world chess champion, announced he will not defend his title but…